Things Kids Say

So we forgot something at our friends' house tonight, and went back to get it. As Erik was walking back down the driveway, he unbuttoned his shirt to his waist and staggered to the car, being his usual goofy self. When he got inside, Alex said, "Button your shirt, Daddy!" Erik said, " Why, Alex? Don't I have a nice stomach?" Alex, "No you don't, Daddy! Do you have a baby in there?" I laughed so hard I cried.